These last two weeks have seen a frenzy a frenzy of activity here at the Amazingatorium. Four posts in sixteen days?! WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?!

Today I round out this non-stop rollercoaster ride of bloggery with easily the least interesting installment of the series: the dirt-cheap grunt troops who accompany my Noble Space Priests in their duties, accomplishing crucial mission objectives while the larger, more devout officers are running around blatantly ignoring the sixth commandment.

Throughout this army, I’ve applied a fairly simple rule of thumb when it comes to assigning colours– the higher the rank, the whiter the armor. The lower the rank, the more they are burdened with lowly purples.

Thus, while my Knight of the Sepulchre is clad head to knee in glistening peal, these entry-level grunts are worthy only to cover their faces with it.

The slightly-better-equipped “Specialist Sergeants” have a teensy bit more rank, so they’re entitled to white shoulder pads. AND THEY’D BETTER DAMN WELL BE THANKFUL FOR IT!

This dude is wearing infrared goggles that let him see invisible people.

Once he finds one, he shoots it with his machine gun.

He is reasonably good at his job.

Speaking of invisible people… this sniper has a cloaking device!

Cloaking devices are apparently indicated by glowy panels inside a coat.

Don’t ask me, it wasn’t my idea.

A-hyup.

…seriously, I wasn’t kidding when I said this was the least interesting batch of models. I have nothing to say about them. 😛

However, it won’t be the last time you see them, as I have another 7 of them to churn through, including four more Specialist Sergeants that I’ve converted to perform various tasks (SPAAAAAACE HACKERS! SPAAAAAAACE PLUMBERS! SPAAAAAAAACE REGISTERED ACCOUNTANTS! And so on). I have no idea when I’ll get around to painting them, though.

FOR THE SPUDS BE AS FICKLE AS THE WINDS!

Or something.

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…aaaaaand, article series over. Back to posting once per papacy!

-Spud