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Fun postscript to this project: I decided to buy Neema for my Tohaa army because she was armed with a Rocket Launcher. Rocket Launchers are Spud’s absolute favourite weapon in Infinity, but playing PanOceania as he does, Spud never had access to any of these glorious devices (until HSN3, anyway…).

The day Spud finished sculpting Neema, he excitedly ran over to Army 5 to start building lists around her, his mind awash with images of Neema raining fiery rockets down upon her foes as she cartwheeled through the air, cackling madly.

And then Spud fired up the army builder, and he scrolled down to Neema, and he added her to his list, and then…

Wait a sec…

WHAR ROCKETS?!

Spud’s brow furrowed.

She… used to have rockets, right?

Spud looked back at the concept art dossier… yep, it totally says rockets, right there on the art.

Spud looks in Human Sphere N3.

No rockets anymore.

…

…WHAT THE HELL, CB?!

It’s not enough that you dressed Neema like a goddamned Space Prostitute, now you feel the need to deny her FIERY ROCKETS OF DEATH, too?!

IF NO ROCKETS, HOW NEEMA?!

;_;

A very sad potato sat quietly for a few minutes, then walked down the street to Dairy Queen to eat his feelings.

Congratulations, CB.

Now in addition to everything else, it’s also your fault that I’m fat.

-Spud