Luminous Purveyor
of Dependable Appurtenances
Genuine profession of remorse, Commander! This one is most euphoric to be granted once again the honour of your partnership once again, however it most regretfully lacks the time for the execution of formal greeting customs. It humbly petitions that you will reserve harsh judgments for its inexcusable dereliction of respectful observance in light of the urgency of the undertaking that lies before us!
This one's predecessors among the baleful and pernicious Concordat sullied the good name of the Exrah through subversive and deceitful contravention of the trust placed in them by the benevolent Ur. Long will the stain of their unpardonable transgression mar this one's kind! This one is gravely saddened that the disharmonious actions of so few must scar an entire civilization that has otherwise carried itself to a standard of loyalty and forthrightness in all of its dealings, but accepts that the task of reconstructing the reputation of its brethren can only occur through a renewed campaign of service and fealty.
It is in this spirit that the modest vassals of the Commissariat have laboured faithfully to unravel the knotted entanglement of illicit dealings woven by its unscrupulous forebears. Ennobled bureaucrats of the dutiful Commissariat have uncovered the unworthy human recipients of the Ur's wondrous machines, which have permitted the recent campaign of righteous reclamation perpetuated by the relentless agents of the indomitable Ur. Still other records dated subsequently to the discovery of their betrayal turned up arrangements for pusillanimous Corcordat executives to be harbored within human domiciles; this shameful compromise, too, did the intractable agents of the Ur discontinue with due haste.
The Commissariat's audit of the marauders' misdeeds is nearly complete; the last of the unduly bartered wares is being recovered or rendered inoperable as we converse. However, one allotment of commodities has newly been exposed, which had hitherto gone unnoticed due to the detail that it had been misappropriated but never, in truth, transferred to any buyer. The actuary responsible for this revelation is due much distinguishment and acclaim for its meticulous scrutiny!
These unclaimed goods represent the final unaccounted embezzlements that vexed the Commissariat's search. Scans performed by this vessel's exploratory probes indicate that the materials remain in holding within the labyrinthine rows of a human orbital freight repository. If they can be restituted to the custody of their rightful proprietors, this one can joyfully mark the judicature of this entire sordid proceeding!
The repository is situated behind the human military encirclement, and they will assumably have resolved the intendment of our probe. Their militant operatives are apt to have responded swiftly to this harbinger of our incursion, which is thus the root of this one's insistence on the brevity of our conference and the immediate instigation of operations for the retrieval of the holdings of the perspicacious Ur!
This affair is short the requisite laxitude for your suspension of action, Commander! This one must insist that you initiate the congregation of your contingent before the human defensive cordon can bar our ingress!
Instigate, commander! Our condition affords no postponement!