{"id":7718,"date":"2020-04-09T07:04:51","date_gmt":"2020-04-09T11:04:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/?p=7718"},"modified":"2020-04-09T07:05:32","modified_gmt":"2020-04-09T11:05:32","slug":"top-heavy-part-v-gallery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/?p=7718","title":{"rendered":"Top-Heavy, Part V: Gallery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/scenic_11.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/scenic_11.jpg\" style=\"max-width:100%;\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And now we arrive at the end of this long, long, <em>long<\/em> journey.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve been linked straight to this post and for some reason you&#8217;d like to read 35,000 words of repetitive photo captions before coming back here to look at the pretty pictures&#8211; look, I&#8217;m not here to kink shame, <em>you do you<\/em>&#8212; feel free to start at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/?p=6873\">Part I<\/a>. Otherwise, please enjoy, without further commentary, the final outcome of my three months of labour.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h2>Male Zero<\/h2>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/y0Tbe7wZb6w\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/?p=6873&amp;page=2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Sculpting process for the Male Zero<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/zerom_paint_01.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/zerom_paint_02.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/zerom_paint_03.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/zerom_paint_04.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/zerom_paint_05.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/zerom_paint_06.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/zerom_paint_07.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/zerom_paint_08.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/zerom_paint_09.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<h2>Female Zero<\/h2>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QYYEzFxRqaQ\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/?p=6873&amp;page=3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Sculpting process for the Female Zero<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/zerof_paint_01.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/zerof_paint_02.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/zerof_paint_03.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/zerof_paint_04.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/zerof_paint_05.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/zerof_paint_06.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/zerof_paint_07.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/zerof_paint_08.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/zerof_paint_09.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>ORC Trooper<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LCMa5-J7SUA\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/?p=6873&amp;page=4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Sculpting process for the ORC Trooper<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/orc_paint_01.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/orc_paint_02.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/orc_paint_03.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/orc_paint_04.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/orc_paint_05.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/orc_paint_06.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/orc_paint_07.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/orc_paint_08.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/orc_paint_09.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<h2>Avicenna<\/h2>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/cLEG5pdk0Yw\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/?p=7016&amp;page=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Sculpting process for Avicenna<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/avicenna_paint_01.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/avicenna_paint_02.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/avicenna_paint_03.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/avicenna_paint_04.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/avicenna_paint_05.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/avicenna_paint_06.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/avicenna_paint_07.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/avicenna_paint_08.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/avicenna_paint_09.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<h2>Kaplan Tactical Services<\/h2>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/sdH0VspfAvs\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/?p=7016&amp;page=2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Sculpting process for the Kaplan<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/kaplan_paint_01.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/kaplan_paint_02.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/kaplan_paint_03.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/kaplan_paint_04.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/kaplan_paint_05.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/kaplan_paint_06.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/kaplan_paint_07.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/kaplan_paint_08.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/kaplan_paint_09.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<h2>Wild Bill<\/h2>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6lovHAPFBW4\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/?p=7016&amp;page=3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Sculpting process for Wild Bill<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/wildbill_paint_01.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/wildbill_paint_02.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/wildbill_paint_03.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/wildbill_paint_04.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/wildbill_paint_05.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/wildbill_paint_06.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/wildbill_paint_07.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/wildbill_paint_08.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/wildbill_paint_09.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<h2>Hannibal<\/h2>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BXvt_uUKAxU\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/?p=7217&amp;page=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Sculpting process for Hannibal<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/hannibal_paint_01.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/hannibal_paint_02.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/hannibal_paint_03.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/hannibal_paint_04.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/hannibal_paint_05.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/hannibal_paint_06.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/hannibal_paint_07.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/hannibal_paint_08.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/hannibal_paint_09.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<h2>Laxmee<\/h2>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vr-30DuCrhM\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/?p=7217&amp;page=2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Sculpting process for Laxmee<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/laxmee_paint_01.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/laxmee_paint_02.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/laxmee_paint_03.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/laxmee_paint_04.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/laxmee_paint_05.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/laxmee_paint_06.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/laxmee_paint_07.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/laxmee_paint_08.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/laxmee_paint_09.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Senor Massacre<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UiViu5lZ1RM\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/?p=7217&amp;page=3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Sculpting process for Senor Massacre<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/massacre_paint_01.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/massacre_paint_02.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/massacre_paint_03.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/massacre_paint_04.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/massacre_paint_05.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/massacre_paint_06.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/massacre_paint_07.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/massacre_paint_08.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<h2>Valkyrie<\/h2>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/89wylQfGRIE\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/?p=7217&amp;page=4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Sculpting process for Valkyrie<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/valkyrie_paint_01.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/valkyrie_paint_02.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/valkyrie_paint_03.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/valkyrie_paint_04.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/valkyrie_paint_05.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/valkyrie_paint_06.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/valkyrie_paint_07.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/valkyrie_paint_08.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/valkyrie_paint_09.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/valkyrie_paint_10.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/valkyrie_paint_11.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/oMn01XYe6pY\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-7771\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/fteam_01-1-600x378.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"378\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/fteam_01-1-600x378.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/fteam_01-1-300x189.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/fteam_01-1-768x484.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/fteam_01-1-624x393.jpg 624w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/fteam_01-1.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-7772\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/fteam_02-1-600x402.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"402\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/fteam_02-1-600x402.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/fteam_02-1-300x201.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/fteam_02-1-768x514.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/fteam_02-1-624x418.jpg 624w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/fteam_02-1.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ev5_k7v9pOs\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-7768\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/haris_01-1-600x343.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"343\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/haris_01-1-600x343.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/haris_01-1-300x172.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/haris_01-1-768x439.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/haris_01-1-624x357.jpg 624w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/haris_01-1.jpg 1200w\" 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