{"id":710,"date":"2013-12-24T00:07:50","date_gmt":"2013-12-24T05:07:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/?p=710"},"modified":"2013-12-24T00:08:55","modified_gmt":"2013-12-24T05:08:55","slug":"he-knows-if-youve-been-bad-what-no-thats-all-just-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/?p=710","title":{"rendered":"He knows if you&#8217;ve been bad. What? No, that&#8217;s all&#8211; just bad."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_30.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"505\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Last year at my store, I came up with a neat new idea for a tournament: everybody enters by handing over a wrapped box containing a mysterious painted mini of their choice. The box has three clues as to its contents. Over the course of the day, the games that the players play earn them &#8220;present points&#8221; that they can use to unlock hints; at the end of the day, players use their standing to swap whatever they&#8217;re holding for presents held by other people, using revealed hints to guess the contents of other people&#8217;s boxes; the lowest-ranking player swaps first, then the second-lowest, and so on; the highest-ranking player swaps last, letting him or her secure whatever present they want without any chance of having it taken away.<\/p>\n<p>2012&#8217;s event was a huge success with a ton of great models entered at prizes, and I was excited to run it again this year <em>(though with the modification of running it as a Thunderdome event; I&#8217;ll have more details about this year&#8217;s event in my next post)<\/em>. Last year my contribution was <a href=\"http:\/\/losthemisphere.com\/blog\/26569\" target=\"_blank\">a pair of festive Basilisks<\/a>; this year, I went with something a bit more traditional by making an Iron Kingdoms rendition of Santa Claus. And naturally, the only place such a judgmental enforcer of society&#8217;s laws would fit in within our beloved setting is in a high post within the Protectorate of Menoth.<\/p>\n<p>Here, now, is how High Naughtymonger Santa Reznik came to be.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-713\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_01.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_01.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_01-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The most important part of the conversion was to create a reasonable reproduction of the traditionally recognizable Santa Claus head; fat and bearded, but with a bit of added edge to it. I took a lot of inspiration from this great drawing I found on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.ca\/search?q=warrior+santa&amp;safe=off&amp;client=firefox-a&amp;hs=VA0&amp;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&amp;source=lnms&amp;tbm=isch&amp;sa=X&amp;ei=oge5Urv0N6eC2QXPnYHIAw&amp;ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&amp;biw=1411&amp;bih=905\" target=\"_blank\">GIS<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-750 aligncenter\" alt=\"naughtysanta_illo_01\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_illo_01.jpg\" width=\"349\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_illo_01.jpg 349w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_illo_01-261x300.jpg 261w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 349px) 100vw, 349px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I have no idea who the artist is since the version on Google is rehosted, but it perfectly captures the look I&#8217;m going for. With that inspiration in mind and my green-putty-wad-on-wire ready to rock, I dug straight in.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-714\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_02.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"381\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_02.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_02-300x190.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>My first attempt to build a head was disastrous; I haven&#8217;t made a head in epoxy putty in ages, and the two-hour working time and the difficulty in attaching new putty shreds to the existing work led to an awful, rushed-looking head that I won&#8217;t share here. I threw that one in the garbage and re-started, this time using Fimo as my medium to give me as much working time as I needed; here I&#8217;ve added the fimo covering over soft, uncured putty to help it grip the wire.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-715\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_03.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"440\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_03.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_03-300x220.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I blend all the Fimo scraps together using metal tools, then press rough shapes into the clay to figure out where the various facial features will go. I add fimo bits as needed; here I&#8217;ve tacked on a teensy shred for the bridge of the nose and started blending it in.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-716\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_04.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"440\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_04.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_04-300x220.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As always, I build the face one muscle or bone at a time. A slab goes on for the forehead, another small bit to enlarge the nose. A sizeable chunk goes on to form the barrel of the mouth, and then a pair of clay snakes go on to form the lips. A chunk to fill out the cheeks, a chunk under the chin, and some absolutely miniscule bits for the eyelids. As each piece goes on, I blend it into the area around it with clayshapers, and then form it into the desired shapes, pressing jowls and wrinkles in where appropriate.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-717\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_05.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_05.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_05-300x216.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The stage above had all the &#8220;angry&#8221; I was after, but it was too lean and heroic, so I threw on some fatter cheeks and a second chin. Happy with the volumes, I made adjustments to the facial features (enhancing the scowl with higher jowl lines wrapping around the nostrils and adding angry forehead lines) and called the skin layer done.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-718\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_06.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_06.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_06-300x222.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Next I added the hair. The mustache was a simple putty snake curled up at the ends; I then flattened it slightly against his upper lip and (not pictured yet) pressed hair lines into it with a knife. A similar process added the two eyebrows&#8211; tiny putty snake, blend in slightly, press in flow lines. Eyebrows are normally left as a single thin line for most models, but regardless of his demeanor, Santa just wouldn&#8217;t be Santa without big bushy eyebrows. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-719\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_07.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"453\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_07.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_07-300x226.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Before moving onto the beard, I added ears; these wouldn&#8217;t be visible at the end, but they represent an essential landmark when figuring out beard and hairline placement, so I tossed them on quickly to facilitate the next stages.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-720\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_08.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"404\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_08.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_08-300x202.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>With the landmarks in place, I started adding the beard. The first step was a simple &#8220;chin strap&#8221; all around the face, standing approximately where his beard and hair would begin.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-721\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_09.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"417\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_09.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_09-300x208.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The beard was bulked out a bit. Most of the beard would be sculpted later once the head was baked and attached to the body, but I wanted at least a small portion of the beard on the model at this point to let me decide if the face overall had enough &#8220;Santa-ness&#8221;; and with no beard at all, Santa just looks <em>wrong<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-722\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_10.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_10.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_10-300x232.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>More hair. The top hairstyle was directly lifted from the concept art&#8211; long, full, and slightly dishevelled, a victim of Judgmental Santa`s active lifestyle.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-723\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_11.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_11.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_11-300x274.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>All in all, the head took me about five hours to sculpt, and I was really happy with how it turned out&#8211; just Santa-esque enough to still be recognizeable despite the unconventional grimness of his facial expression.<\/p>\n<p>There were, however, some complications once I baked it:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-724\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_12.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"452\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_12.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_12-300x226.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I don`t know what exactly caused it to crack open&#8211; it wasnt baked very hot or very long. All I can think of is the putty that formed the core, which was baked when only a few hours old; is it perhaps unready for baking at that point? I&#8217;ll need to run some experiments to be sure.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-725\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_13.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"484\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_13.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_13-300x242.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Either way, the damage wasn&#8217;t too bad too fix&#8211; a bit of putty on the bridge of the nose and at the corners of the eyes. I decided to leave the crack on the inside of the left eye, as it gives Santa the appearance of a badass battle scar; unintended, but now that I see it, I love it. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-726\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_14.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_14.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_14-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_14-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Once the head was attached, I immediately noticed a huge problem with the Reznik mini that would have to be corrected immediately.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-727\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_15.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"477\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_15.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_15-300x238.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Much better.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-728\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_16.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"477\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_16.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_16-300x238.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Santa&#8217;s Manly Paunch was blended into its armored surroundings, and then sculpted to mimic the general V-shape of Reznik&#8217;s armor.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-729\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_17.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_17.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_17-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Next up, I sculpted a lot of fur trim. This is very easy to sculpt; first you add some chunky putty rolls&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-730\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_18.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"501\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_18.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_18-300x250.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;then blend them together and press flow lines into them with a flat metal tool (I find picks and needles create too many &#8220;shreds&#8221; in the pattern, making it look messier than I like).<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-731\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_19.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"408\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_19.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_19-300x204.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The same basic process creates the beard, albeit with much longer flow lines to differentiate his flowing beard from the short, shaggy pelt lining his armour.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-732\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_20.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"334\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_20.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_20-300x167.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Expanding Reznik&#8217;s belly drowned out a bit of his armour detail; most was irrelevant, but these disappearing chains needed to be replaced. I really enjoy sculpting chains, but unfortunately I can&#8217;t explain my process here because I forgot to take any more process shots. &gt;_&lt;<\/p>\n<p>However, I did another project this month with a TON more chain work on it, so rest assured that I&#8217;ll go over my process in detail for you if anyone&#8217;s curious. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-734\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_22.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_22.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_22-300x216.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I added lots more fur (around the wrists, at the bottom of the skirt, and so on), and with that, Santa Reznik was basically ready to go. However, I did need to build him some accessories before I could move onto painting.<\/p>\n<p>Reznik creates wracks; my mental concept for Santa Reznik was always that he should be hanging people on either pine trees or giant candy canes, and for a while I was planning to sculpt little gobber elves hanging from them to go along with the main Santa model. However, as the actual work begun, I realized how utterly insane it would be to tack that much work onto this project, so I dug around for something more manageable while still fitting into the basic theme.<\/p>\n<p>The answer came pretty quickly&#8211; after all, what does one traditionally get on Christmas morning when one has been a naughty boy or girl?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-735\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_23.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"442\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_23.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_23-300x221.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Coal.<\/p>\n<p>A big ol&#8217; stocking full of it.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-736\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_24.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"417\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_24.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_24-300x208.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The coal stockings were very fun to sculpt&#8211; I formed the basic shapes out of big fimo wads with my fingers, smoothed them with metal tools, and then added cloth wrinkles using clayshapers.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-737\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_25.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_25.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_25-300x166.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I made one sitting upright, and another that had fallen over. They were very quick to make&#8211; I think the pair were done in an hour.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-738\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_26.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"447\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_26.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_26-300x223.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And with that, it was painting time. As per usual I won&#8217;t go through the process for that (I&#8217;ve never figured out how to accurately pick up colours with my camera at my poorly-lit painting table) and will jump straight to the finished product.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-739\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_27.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"540\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_27.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_27-300x270.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-740\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_28.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"458\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_28.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_28-300x229.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-741\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_29.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"530\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_29.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_29-300x265.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-742\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_30.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"505\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_30.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_30-300x252.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 80%;\">And of course, I just noticed that I forgot to paint the wax seal. Let&#8217;s just ignore that and move on&#8230; &gt;_&lt;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-743\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_31.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"336\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_31.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_31-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-744\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_32.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"470\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_32.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_32-300x235.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-745\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_33.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"431\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_33.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_33-300x215.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-746\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_34.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"409\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_34.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_34-300x204.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I finished painting it at 3am the morning of the event, then quickly threw on some snow basing and staggered off to bed.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/naughtysanta_35.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"489\" \/><\/p>\n<p>In the morning I made a foam tray for it inside the box I was using for delivery, and hauled it off to the Hobby Kingdom to be handed off to a Mystery Recipient.<\/p>\n<p>He laughed. That&#8217;s all I was looking for. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>More holiday projects to come before the month is out. Stay tuned!<\/p>\n<h2>-Spud<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last year at my store, I came up with a neat new idea for a tournament: everybody enters by handing over a wrapped box containing a mysterious painted mini of their choice. The box has three clues as to its contents. 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