{"id":683,"date":"2013-10-10T22:29:55","date_gmt":"2013-10-11T02:29:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/?p=683"},"modified":"2013-10-10T22:51:41","modified_gmt":"2013-10-11T02:51:41","slug":"spud-likes-drawing-pretty-pretty-dresses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/?p=683","title":{"rendered":"Spud likes drawing pretty pretty dresses."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/?p=434\">fish summoner<\/a>&#8216;s adventuring career has been ended prematurely by a poorly-designed plot contrivance (NOT THAT I&#8217;M BITTER), so I spent some time last week figuring out what her replacement would look like.<\/p>\n<p>Please join me in welcoming her replacement, a half-orc witch who eats people.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-685\" title=\"&quot;But Spud, her dress doesn't actually make any sense.&quot; Well, duh-- I don't actually WEAR pretty pretty dresses. The fact that they confuse the hell out of me doesn't negatively impact their fun value.\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/maroux_600.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"728\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/maroux_600.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/maroux_600-247x300.jpg 247w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Hopefully I can keep this one alive for more than six months. :\/<\/p>\n<h2>-Spud<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The fish summoner&#8216;s adventuring career has been ended prematurely by a poorly-designed plot contrivance (NOT THAT I&#8217;M BITTER), so I spent some time last week figuring out what her replacement would look like. Please join me in welcoming her replacement, a half-orc witch who eats people. Hopefully I can keep this one alive for more [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-colouring","wpautop"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/24"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=683"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":692,"href":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683\/revisions\/692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}