{"id":654,"date":"2013-09-20T21:55:19","date_gmt":"2013-09-21T01:55:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/?p=654"},"modified":"2013-09-20T21:55:19","modified_gmt":"2013-09-21T01:55:19","slug":"thought-for-the-day-everyone-i-know-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/?p=654","title":{"rendered":"Thought for the day: Everyone I know sucks."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t talk to anyone about sculpting, because I don&#8217;t know any sculptors.<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t talk to anyone about drawing, because\u00a0I don&#8217;t know any artists.<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t talk to anyone about coding, because\u00a0I don&#8217;t know any coders.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a bit lonely when you&#8217;re too awesome for your peers.<\/p>\n<p><em>*wistful sigh*<\/em><\/p>\n<h2>-Spud<\/h2>\n<p style=\"font-size: xx-small; color: #c0c0c0;\">PS: &lt;3<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t talk to anyone about sculpting, because I don&#8217;t know any sculptors. I can&#8217;t talk to anyone about drawing, because\u00a0I don&#8217;t know any artists. I can&#8217;t talk to anyone about coding, because\u00a0I don&#8217;t know any coders. It&#8217;s a bit lonely when you&#8217;re too awesome for your peers. *wistful sigh* -Spud PS: &lt;3<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","wpautop"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/24"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=654"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":655,"href":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654\/revisions\/655"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}