{"id":4761,"date":"2017-06-08T22:49:48","date_gmt":"2017-06-09T02:49:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/?p=4761"},"modified":"2017-06-12T08:55:13","modified_gmt":"2017-06-12T12:55:13","slug":"divina-sandwico-caseus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/?p=4761","title":{"rendered":"Io! Panem Divinum Cum Caseo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sandwich_20.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So, I know I already posted this month, but, uh&#8230; I blacked out after eating some questionable pork this morning, and when I came to in the early evening, there was a scale model of a cheese sandwich mounted on a plinth sitting on my desk.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PhUiHKa5Klo\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>And based on the pictures I found on my camera, I&#8217;m pretty sure I&#8217;m responsible. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sandwich_01.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sandwich_02.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sandwich_03.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sandwich_04.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sandwich_05.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sandwich_06.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sandwich_07.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sandwich_08.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sandwich_09.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sandwich_10.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sandwich_11.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sandwich_12.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure that blasphemy committed under the influence of bad meat doesn&#8217;t count, though.<\/p>\n<p>Like, I haven&#8217;t been to church in a while, but I feel like the nun mentioned that back in Sunday school. It was near the bit where you&#8217;re not supposed to covet garments made from cloth and shellfish, I think.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sandwich_13.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sandwich_14.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sandwich_15.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sandwich_16.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sandwich_17.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sandwich_18.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sandwich_19.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sandwich_20.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captainspud.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sandwich_21.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I still get into heaven though, right?<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;right?<\/p>\n<p>;_;<\/p>\n<h2>-Spud<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I know I already posted this month, but, uh&#8230; I blacked out after eating some questionable pork this morning, and when I came to in the early evening, there was a scale model of a cheese sandwich mounted on a plinth sitting on my desk. 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